Badass Full Time B2B Copywriter

We're on the prowl for a part-time copywriting genius who can turn B2B snooze-fests into profit-generating page-turners. We're a remote global team that's flipping the script on inbound marketing, and we need your lexical wizardry to help us keep changing our client's lives and businesses... If you think "content is king" is a load of bollocks and believe in the power of words that actually sell stuff, keep reading. Who We're After • A copywriting obsessive who eats, sleeps, and breathes websites & landing pages • Someone with a proven track record of writing copy that doesn't just look pretty, but actually sells sh*t • A creative genius who can pump out fresh ideas faster than a barista makes lattes • An ICP research enthusiast who gets more excited about buyer personas than most people do about their favorite TV shows • A formatting wizard who can make words dance on the page and emotions sing in the reader's heart You Might Be Our Soulmate If: • You're so obsessed with great copy that you've considered getting "Quality Over Quantity" tattooed on your forehead • You've ever fantasized about throwing your coffee at "SEO experts" who stuff keywords like a Thanksgiving turkey (despite your crippling coffee addiction) • You think "grade 7 readability" is too damn high for web copy • You believe templates and frameworks are for the weak (or the criminally uncreative) • You've never met a 4,000+ word blog you couldn't conquer What You'll Be Doing: • Crafting websites & landing pages that make our B2B clients weep with joy • Writing very long guides that people actually want to read (imagine that!) • Creating graphic design briefs that don't make our designers want to quit • Developing marketing strategies that don't suck • Composing email newsletters people look forward to (yes, it's possible) • Penning LinkedIn posts that don't make everyone roll their eyes • Dreaming up social ads that don't immediately get scrolled past • Doing in-depth competitor research (aka, professional stalking) Why You Might Run Screaming: • I'm pickier than a toddler at a vegetable buffet • You'll need to keep your web copy at a 5th-grade reading level (or lower) • Your creativity will be put through its paces daily • We demand copy that's emotive, easy to read, and unique (is that too much to ask?) • Blogs & social copy need to be so simple, a 2nd grader could understand them • Did we mention we don't use templates or frameworks? (Yes, we're serious) What's In It For You: • Work from wherever the hell you want (as long as you have internet) • Choose your own hours to work (because we're cool like that) • Be part of a remote global team that's pioneering new inbound marketing strategies • Actually see your work make a difference in clients' lives and businesses • Flex your creative muscles until they're bodybuilder-level jacked How to Apply (Pay Attention, This Is Important): 1. Send us examples of websites or landing pages you've written. And we mean ONLY websites or landing pages. If you send us blog posts, we'll assume you can't read instructions and delete your application faster than you can say "oops." 2. Tell us why you're the B2B copywriting badass we've been dreaming of. Be specific, be bold, be you. 3. If you've got a CV, toss it our way. If not, no biggie – your work speaks louder than any resume ever could. Now, go forth and dazzle us with your words, you magnificent wordsmith, you! Fully remote You can work from anywhere in the world. Flexible hours Flexible schedule and freedom for attending family needs or personal errands. Informal dress code No dress code is enforced. Remote work policy Fully remote Candidates can reside anywhere in the world Apply Job!